elleliteration replied to your post “today is my as of yet unborn niece’s due date. Apparently the…”

Yay!

yay indeed! Expect me to post about it when stuff starts happening and to put up some pics when I manage to take some of the baby.

(I’ll come up with a tag in case everyone wants to blacklist the baby talk. How about ‘B becomes an aunt’? Yeah, that’ll work.)

#elleliteration

#B becomes an aunt

black-nata:

crazy dark haired egomaniacs and their 100% done blonde boyfriends

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#Marvel

#Thorki

#SUPER HUSBANDS

#Stony

#lol

#queued

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

Fuck it is true, I’ve done it myself.

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This is funny, it really is, because there’s such a grain of truth to it, and I think we all need to laugh at ourselves. But come on. Writers (and artists) are magicians of the highest order. From nothing, they make something, they make whole worlds appear. Writers deserve our respect and adoration, and FAN FIC writers - well honestly. They do it for free, from the goodness in their hearts, from the passion in their soul. All the love to the sorcerers of word and image.

And how DO you describe how your beloved smells? Unless you are a professional perfume maker, what language do you have at your command to describe them? I think once you get past clean or sweaty, musky, and delicious — what’s left? They smell like the toothpaste or detergent they use that smells unique on them. They smell like home. They smell like your dreams come true. Smell is such a primal, basic way we connect to the world, and yet unlike the Eskimo’s vocabulary to describe the many qualities of snow, we don’t have THAT many words to describe scent.

As a writer, I find that frustrating. Sometimes you can be wildly creative in describing something in your fic, and sometimes you gotta grab a cliche that fucking works and fucking move on, or the damn story is not going to get written.

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I skipped this the first two times I saw it on my dash, because ugh, more posts mocking fanfic writing? No thanks. But this commentary is spot-on. Yes, this. So much this.

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#fanfiction

#reblogging for the commentary

#yes

#sometimes fanfic writers use cliches

#but what the fuck else are we supposed to use?

#and they do it in 'real writing' too

#so it's seriously not limited to fanfic

#how the ehll else are you supposed to describe someone's smell?

#you can recognize their scent

#but you can't put it into words

#there aren't words for it

#so don't come down on fic writers

#we're doing the best we can

Anonymous

ok so like what if derek was a teen jeopardy champion. huh? HUH?!

swingsetindecember:

sharkvom:

halffizzbin:

swingsetindecember:

halffizzbin:

Anon I really dig your aggressive certainty about this because yes. YES.

Never has any suggestion more elegantly reconciled my own cherished headcanon of Teen Derek: ULTRA-NERD with the show’s actual representation of Teen Derek: POSTURING DOUCHEBAG. It is all coming together!!! DEREK HALE, DOUCHENERD.

Using his wolf senses to beat everyone else who might know the answer to the buzzer!

Giving off serious NERD ATTITUDE in his slacks and baby-blue polo shirt!

Buzzing in after another contestant answers wrong and being like WHAT ARE ‘BERSERKERS’ with such concentrated sass that the whole audience can hear the implied IDIOT at the end!!

Cockily flirting with the pretty student from Colorado at the next podium but getting scared and making an excuse when she immediately proposes that they hook up in the green room!!!

stiles and scott finding it on youtube

I MEAN

OBVIOUSLY.

"Who are the Celts?"

"No," says Alex.

The girl goes pale. A buzzer sounds.

"Derek?"

The camera settles in on Derek’s face, cleanshaven, eyes intense. “What are the berserkers,” he says flatly.

Stiles and Scott, huddled over the laptop, snort and giggle as they watch Derek’s young face, unchanging as he gains eight hundred dolllars.

On the screen, Derek says sharply, “I’ll take Stupid Answers for 800.” At ‘stupid,’ his eyes cut quickly to the girl next to him. Scott chokes on his own spit.

"Answer: Daily Double."

The sound effect plays, and the camera eases in on Derek’s face. He seems to become more stiff and absurdly angry as the audience applauds.

"How much would you like—"

"I’ll make it a true Daily Double," Derek interrupts, jaw clenched. Eyes staring directly into the camera, as if he knows, even then, that Stiles and Scott are watching.

Stiles gets a boner.

I SNORTED IN LAUGHTER I JUST COULDN’T HELP MYSELF BETP

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#Teen Wolf

#Derek Hale

#omg

#lol

#IT GOT BETTER


this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

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#Marvel

#omg

#lol

#queued

today is my as of yet unborn niece’s due date. Apparently the sister-in-law is ‘having pains’ that she thinks might be signs of labor, but I think probably she’d probably know for certain when labor starts??? I dunno. Gonna be an aunt really soon, though!

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#I'm really excited because I'll probably never have kids

#because I'm in the phase where I'm just accepting that no one will ever love me

#so this way I get a kid to cuddle on without any responsibilities

#lol

#and goddamn it I never did write that book

#I totally forgot

#I am the worst

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

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#kitty!

#d'aww

#queued

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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#Disney

#that would be amazing

#lol

#queued

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

imageq

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

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#Marvel

#Iron Man

#omg

#lol

#I'm crying

#this is the best

#queued

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